It feels awesome to get an award. This is the only the second one I've gotten and I feel very privileged.
I am supposed to reveal 10 random things about me, which should be very easy because I am an open person. See other random things about me here and here.
1. I have brown hair and eyes, ipso facto, I am full of shit.
2. Speaking of being "full of shit," I will be right back...
3. My favorite movie is "The Little Mermaid." (Ariel is HOT)
4. I can dance all night to this DJ.
5. Anything done right, is done naked.
6. I usually fill awkward silences with midgets and/or genitals.
7. I want to see more elephants in clothes. Specifically lingerie.
8. Customer service should greet me with a fart, instead of a smile. (It would make them feel better)
9. I've been constipated AND had diarrhea at the same time.
10. Midgets and genitals.
It feels a little like "re-gifting," so I'm not sure about "awards," but here are some blogs I like to read:
Life by Chocolate - Robyn's blog is clever, funny, and always a pleasure to read. Plus, she loves chocolate.
Purely Paige - She makes amazing jewelry and she isn't afraid that commenting, advertising, and generally being associated with my inappropriate blog will have a negative impact. Thank you!
Alabaster Cow - Who knew that parenting could involve so much Chihuahua shit?
Workforced - The business world is a funny place. Add ninjas and you have www.workforced.com.
Adverb Nazi - She makes fun of people with bad grammar. WATCH YOUR ASS!
So, um, yeah. Midgets and genitals.











