Happy 101 Blog Award

I want to thank alabaster cow for giving me this award.  It makes me feel good inside.  Kind of like when I sneak out of the grocery store right behind someone else so that it confuses the girl scouts and they don't ask me to buy cookies.

I can't seem to make myself follow the rules because I'm cool like that.  That's right.  I'm a badass.  However, I will post 10 things that make me happy:

10 things that make me happy:

1) Your mom (that's right, we're going there... all the way back to 1992)

2) Dogs wearing people shoes.

3) Dancing naked in front of a mirror (Hey, you asked...actually you didn't.  Sucks to be you.)

4) Pies in people's faces

5) Angry midgets

6) Slinkies

7) Reruns of Seinfeld

8) Turkish Wrestling

9) When people split their pants from bending over

10) When middle-aged women do "baby talk" voice-overs for their overweight cats

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