The History of Easter, by Dr. Heckle

Happy Easter! But do you know the REAL story? Well, back when the earth was flat, Little Bunny Foo Foo was hopping through the forest and he laid an egg. That's how Adam was born. Then he had some ribs from Tony Roma's and widdled a woman. They gave birth to Jesus today a couple hundred years ago.

That's why we have to find the eggs and eat them because there can be only one Jesus. FIND THOSE EGGS PEOPLE!

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