I wanted to share a story about three triplets named Bridget, Fidget, and Widget. Bridget liked to figdet, Widget was a midget, and Fidget had an extra digit and no anus.
One day Bridget, Fidget, and Widget were walking through the park when they met a squirrel named Squidget. Squidget loved nuts! He went nuts for those nuts! He and his life partner, Tim, had adopted lots of babies. Unfortunately, they all had rabies and scabies.
"Babies with rabies and scabies like to bite," warned Squidget. Bridget, Fidget, and Widget knew it was legit but they couldn't quit and so they were bit.
The End.
