Holy crap! Thank you SO MUCH Michael! You're right! I do want to drive "1000s" who are looking for my "product/offer" even though I don't "sell" or "offer" anything! What's that Michael? Why yes, I will absolutely open your attached file! I TRUST you. How could I not when you're giving me such an amazing deal? I doubt that it would contain a virus, worm, trojan, and/or spyware. How much you say? Well, all I have is this life savings. Is that enough? Bitchin'!
