Sunday, April 24, 2011

Happy Easter! Finally, the REAL History...

I'm pretty sure this is where those Cadbury eggs come from...

Last year I shared the REAL HISTORY of Easter and I want to take a few minutes to correct some mistakes that I made...  What REALLY happened was that this was the day when Little Bunny Foo Foo was resurrected by Foghorn Leghorn.

It was love at first necromancy and Little Bunny Foo Foo laid a dozen eggs.  That's where the twelve disciples came from. Then the Romans came along and ate them in an egg salad sandwich.  That's what made Jesus so mad at the temple.

Moses got really mad too and set his bush on fire which made him part the Red Sea to put it out. Then Little Bunny Foo Foo and Foghorn Leghorn walked across to safety and that's why we hide eggs on Easter. So that the dirty Romans don't make anymore egg salad sandwiches...

Happy Easter!
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