I've got just the thing for you! Introducing HECKLE CARDS!
How do use Idiot Cards from Dr. Heckle:
1. Buy Idiot Cards from Dr. Heckle
2. Leave one where your idiot will find it
They're great for leaving on your boss's desk or slipping in the jacket pocket of a coworker. Maybe leave one on the windshield of an idiot you know... You can mail them to idiots who like to open anonymous packages...
OR, if you have balls, just walk up to an idiot and hand it to them and then punch them in the face. Whatever you want to do!
It's a gift that keeps on giving and it's fun for the whole family!