That would either work brilliantly or get your ass beat harder.
I get an erection when you pick on me
Friday, November 30, 2012
Never gonna give you up...
Facebook comment Rickroll.
I Fill Free
Good, I was worried you charged.
I AM THE FRUIT NINJA
I wonder how well he would do sober...
It's a long walk from the pub back to my house
Weird how that happens...
History is bound to repeat itself...
Especially when you're stupid.
Skittle Fat
Your guess is as good as mine.
Fake Watermelon Hunting
Almost had me fooled... Nice try buddy!
Corvettes don't have a backseat
Maybe you shouldn't share every stupid photo that comes along...
My Eyes Are Up Here
Yeah ladies, seriously...
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Mitchell's Whores
How much?
Caught eating cat poop
I hope you learned your lesson...
I don't understand how people can have sexual relationships with their students
We should sit down and brainstorm...
Handsome Young Lady
Convenient he/she's wearing a turtle neck...
God created alcohol to stop the Irish from ruling the world
I thought it was so that gingers could get laid... Same thing, I guess.
English.exe failed to launch
What? you can't eat a whoel lofucin load food? Pssssh.
DRINK TIL YOU WANT ME
That's it....That's it....
Two Shot in Detroit Over Kool-Aid Argument
That escalated quickly...
Montana Porn
I think this is to curb animal rape.
Life of Pi?
Close enough.
Shaving Level: Beginner
It helps to have something to shave.
Wizard of Oz Remake
I always thought Dorothy was kind of an ass.
Dogs will kick you in the nuts
Maybe you should've shared your cake, kid.
Push To Open...or Don't
The actual entrance is also a limbo competition.
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Snowman Nipples
It's cold on Christmas.
I think you caught YOURSELF sleeping
Nice try...
Some bears do like their pictures taken
The bear sends his regards.
My phone called you a bitch
Nice cover...
Abraham Lincoln's Big Gay Dance Party
Beards and top hats welcome.
Hey Sexy
Might have been the wrong number, but it's OH SO RIGHT now...
Why are the drinking fountains so short in Europe?
Good question...
Utah Paperboy Tackled and Trapped in a Tree by a Goat
Life is all starting to make sense now...
The Salvation Army Soldiers
What kind of boot camp do they have to go through?
For Rectal Use ONLY
We're going to need A LOT more of these...
Stay on your knees until the job is done!
The perfect gift for the woman in your life!
Please Use Dildos
Well, if you insist...
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Never forget to masturbate before any life changing decisions
Words to live by...
Mystery Flavor
Shit, you gotta give me a second to guess.
For every 100 likes, I will get another blowjob
Time to pay up!
Merry Christmas! You got a new toilet seat!
It's what Jesus would want me to have on his birthday.
It's Get Better
Nope. I don't think it will.
Anybody know how to save the internet for use at home
I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be employed...
Are you a Spartan?
Nope, in this case I'm definitely a pussy.
Fitness World at McDonald's
They fell off the wagon...or it broke.
Monday, November 26, 2012
He liked to poop all over the room
Too bad I'm just not into that scat stuff anymore, otherwise I would.
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