I get an erection when you pick on me

That would either work brilliantly or get your ass beat harder.

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Never gonna give you up...

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I Fill Free

Good, I was worried you charged.

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I AM THE FRUIT NINJA

I wonder how well he would do sober...

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It's a long walk from the pub back to my house

Weird how that happens...

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How to turn your sister into a bedwetter

Brilliant.

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History is bound to repeat itself...

Especially when you're stupid.

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Skittle Fat

Your guess is as good as mine.

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Fake Watermelon Hunting

Almost had me fooled... Nice try buddy!

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Corvettes don't have a backseat

Maybe you shouldn't share every stupid photo that comes along...

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My Eyes Are Up Here

Yeah ladies, seriously...

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Mitchell's Whores

How much?

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Caught eating cat poop

I hope you learned your lesson...

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I don't understand how people can have sexual relationships with their students

We should sit down and brainstorm...

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Handsome Young Lady

Convenient he/she's wearing a turtle neck...

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God created alcohol to stop the Irish from ruling the world

I thought it was so that gingers could get laid... Same thing, I guess.

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English.exe failed to launch

What? you can't eat a whoel lofucin load food? Pssssh.

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DRINK TIL YOU WANT ME

That's it....That's it....

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Two Shot in Detroit Over Kool-Aid Argument

That escalated quickly...

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Racy Pictures on Myspace

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Montana Porn

I think this is to curb animal rape.

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Life of Pi?

Close enough.

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Shaving Level: Beginner

It helps to have something to shave.

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Wizard of Oz Remake

I always thought Dorothy was kind of an ass.

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Dogs will kick you in the nuts

Maybe you should've shared your cake, kid.

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Push To Open...or Don't

The actual entrance is also a limbo competition.

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Snowman Nipples

It's cold on Christmas.

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I think you caught YOURSELF sleeping

Nice try...

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Some bears do like their pictures taken

The bear sends his regards.

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My phone called you a bitch

Nice cover...

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Abraham Lincoln's Big Gay Dance Party

Beards and top hats welcome.

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Hey Sexy

Might have been the wrong number, but it's OH SO RIGHT now...

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Why are the drinking fountains so short in Europe?

Good question...

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Utah Paperboy Tackled and Trapped in a Tree by a Goat

Life is all starting to make sense now...

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The Salvation Army Soldiers

What kind of boot camp do they have to go through?

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For Rectal Use ONLY

We're going to need A LOT more of these...

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Stay on your knees until the job is done!

The perfect gift for the woman in your life!

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Searching Facebook for people with the same name

Brilliant!

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Please Use Dildos

Well, if you insist...

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Never forget to masturbate before any life changing decisions

Words to live by...

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Mystery Flavor

Shit, you gotta give me a second to guess.

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For every 100 likes, I will get another blowjob

Time to pay up!

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Merry Christmas! You got a new toilet seat!

It's what Jesus would want me to have on his birthday.

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It's Get Better

Nope. I don't think it will.

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Anybody know how to save the internet for use at home

I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be employed...

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Are you a Spartan?

Nope, in this case I'm definitely a pussy.

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Cat Boots

I have to get me a pair.

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Obviously an Anal Boffin

Clearly.

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Fitness World at McDonald's

They fell off the wagon...or it broke.

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He liked to poop all over the room

Too bad I'm just not into that scat stuff anymore, otherwise I would.

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