I get an erection when you pick on me

That would either work brilliantly or get your ass beat harder.

Never gonna give you up...

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I Fill Free

Good, I was worried you charged.

I AM THE FRUIT NINJA

I wonder how well he would do sober...

It's a long walk from the pub back to my house

Weird how that happens...

How to turn your sister into a bedwetter

Brilliant.

History is bound to repeat itself...

Especially when you're stupid.

Skittle Fat

Your guess is as good as mine.

Fake Watermelon Hunting

Almost had me fooled... Nice try buddy!

Corvettes don't have a backseat

Maybe you shouldn't share every stupid photo that comes along...

My Eyes Are Up Here

Yeah ladies, seriously...

Mitchell's Whores

How much?

Caught eating cat poop

I hope you learned your lesson...

I don't understand how people can have sexual relationships with their students

We should sit down and brainstorm...

Handsome Young Lady

Convenient he/she's wearing a turtle neck...

God created alcohol to stop the Irish from ruling the world

I thought it was so that gingers could get laid... Same thing, I guess.

English.exe failed to launch

What? you can't eat a whoel lofucin load food? Pssssh.

DRINK TIL YOU WANT ME

That's it....That's it....

Two Shot in Detroit Over Kool-Aid Argument

That escalated quickly...

Racy Pictures on Myspace

Montana Porn

I think this is to curb animal rape.

Life of Pi?

Close enough.

Shaving Level: Beginner

It helps to have something to shave.

Wizard of Oz Remake

I always thought Dorothy was kind of an ass.

Dogs will kick you in the nuts

Maybe you should've shared your cake, kid.

Push To Open...or Don't

The actual entrance is also a limbo competition.

Snowman Nipples

It's cold on Christmas.

I think you caught YOURSELF sleeping

Nice try...

Some bears do like their pictures taken

The bear sends his regards.

My phone called you a bitch

Nice cover...

Abraham Lincoln's Big Gay Dance Party

Beards and top hats welcome.

Hey Sexy

Might have been the wrong number, but it's OH SO RIGHT now...

Why are the drinking fountains so short in Europe?

Good question...

Utah Paperboy Tackled and Trapped in a Tree by a Goat

Life is all starting to make sense now...

The Salvation Army Soldiers

What kind of boot camp do they have to go through?

For Rectal Use ONLY

We're going to need A LOT more of these...

Stay on your knees until the job is done!

The perfect gift for the woman in your life!

Searching Facebook for people with the same name

Brilliant!

Please Use Dildos

Well, if you insist...

Never forget to masturbate before any life changing decisions

Words to live by...

Mystery Flavor

Shit, you gotta give me a second to guess.

For every 100 likes, I will get another blowjob

Time to pay up!

Merry Christmas! You got a new toilet seat!

It's what Jesus would want me to have on his birthday.

It's Get Better

Nope. I don't think it will.

Anybody know how to save the internet for use at home

I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be employed...

Are you a Spartan?

Nope, in this case I'm definitely a pussy.

Cat Boots

I have to get me a pair.

Obviously an Anal Boffin

Clearly.

Fitness World at McDonald's

They fell off the wagon...or it broke.

He liked to poop all over the room

Too bad I'm just not into that scat stuff anymore, otherwise I would.