Tuesday, June 03, 2014

6/03/2014 03:23:00 PM
1. Don't send a dick pic unless they ask for it.

2. Let women be the ones to bring up masturbation.

3. Your talent and desire to go down on her should wait until your head is between her legs. Probably best to leave it out of your dating profile.

4. Just relax a little. Don't jump the gun. Build some attraction before you initiate doing hard drugs off of her genitalia.

5. Never ask if she spits or swallows. There's time to find out later.

6. Facebook comment replies, no matter how overt or subtle, aren't going to get you in her pants.

7. Don't judge a book by its cover.

8. Try to be a little mysterious. Playing all your cards right away might turn her off.

9. Wait to reveal your fetishes until you know each other a little better.

10. Jumping into a relationship takes two people, and shouldn't be a cattle call.

11. Don't tell her about your dreams. Ask her about hers.

12. Try to not talk about exes very much, yours or hers. It's kind of a turn off.

13. Picking a good username for your online dating profile is crucial. It says a lot about you.

14. Keep your stalking to a minimum, and by all means don't tell her about it.

15. Try and send messages with the best grammar possible, and give her a good reason to spend time with you.

16. Try not to broadcast the fact that you just want to get it in at all costs.

17. Confidence is sexy, but arrogance is very ugly.

18. Tease her and give her compliments occasionally. She'll love that.