Security at a South Carolina mall said they caught Karla Farmer, 18, with a handful of unpaid goodies from a novalty store which included "Rock Hard" erection cream, handcuffs, and Deep Throat desensitizing spray, according to the Smoking Gun.
Charged with a misdemeanor shoplifting, Ms. Farmer owes some hefty fines of up to $5,0000 for items that only cost up to $35!!!!
I nominate this lovely young lady for the Crazy Train Award this week because what she decided to steal is icing to the cake of humility. I didn't even know that there was a spray for deep throating!! This whole time, I have been just listening to my amazing friends giving blowjob advice for me to "relax my throat", whatever that means!!! Karla Farmer just opened a whole new door to my life and the life of blowjobs. Thanks doll!!!