Monday, October 13, 2014

10/13/2014 10:08:00 AM
1.  We did the thing and won the sports!

2.  You have no singing talent! Up high!

3.  Dude, my wife is a supermodel! Gimme five!

4.  We're co-hosts with secret resentments! Yeah, slap some skin!

5.  I can't touch you, I don't know where you've been... Slut.

6. When all else fails, just give 'em one right in the face.