Tuesday, December 30, 2014

12/30/2014 01:47:00 PM

At 3:45 in the morning, most people are sleeping or screwing.  For this gal, she's holding down the "crazy" like.a.boss.  Andrea Espinosa decided to go big or go home Saturday morning when a polite gentleman pulled over to check on her to see if she was safe walking by herself.  Ms. Espinosa jumped in his car and kept him company, demanding him to put the pedal to the medal!!  This joy ride with a stranger didn't last long for Andrea, after she ended up stealing the guys car, police pulled her over and were greeted with a nice, sweet girl in the driver seat.  WRONG!!! More like a punch to face, a knee to the leg, and a few words that didn't make any sense.

Sigh. Where do I begin??  Sweetie, you are impressive!! I give you the Crazy Train Award today not because of your sweet ninja skills, but because your mugshot looks like a perfectly normal high person.  It's deceiving.  I wouldn't assume that the girl in this mugshot just pulled a "Mortal Kombat" on a police officer.  I would think maybe she had an altercation with her ex boyfriends new girlfriend, or walked out on a bar tab. How do you look so adorable in your moments of crazy?  I must know!!  Keep it classy in your mugshots Andrea Espinosa!