California Highway Patrol arrested 22-year-old Daniel Soto for DUI suspicion in San Francisco early Tuesday morning. Soto had some liquid courage and drove his Mustang onto the Golden Gate Bridge, trapping his car between the rail and fence of the bike lane!!
Soto drove through the security gate, hit the gas and went balls to the walls drunk speed racer into the bike line. Maybe the breathalyzer of .12 was an indicator that Mr. Soto clearly is a rookie at drinking!! As a professional alcoholic, I have had many parking tickets for leaving my car and hailing a cab from too many vodka/soda's. Oh... and there is my famous drunk moment of calling my father to give me a ride.
Daniel is crowned my Douche of the Day because being from Northern California and knowing how busy the Golden Gate traffic can be, I salute a huge middle finger from all the commuters in the Bay Area to Soto!!!!!!! Nice job Daniel!! Your future doesn't look so bright based off your bad parking job!