Ever notice Kim Kardashian rarely smiles in any pictures? Is she a closet hipster that thinks smiling isn't cool? Or maybe that Kayne controls her every move, including when to show those pearly whites!?!?! Nope! Sorry guys! It's because she doesn't want wrinkles. Even her butt is wrinkle free. It just winks on occasion. Narcissist Hour goes to this amazing celebrity!
*For the next 24 hours, I refuse to smile*