We're watching "Rudolph," the story of an outcast who proves his usefulness through heavy manual labor. Same story as Auschwitz.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) December 10, 2014
A new extra-large tablet computer is the size of a small TV. It's the perfect gift for every idiot in front of you at a concert. #fallonmono
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) December 10, 2014
I am taking on a new @MoneyLynch inspired nickname for the holidays. Feastmode is down to ride! Do I want a plate? #yeah
— Cris Rodriguez (@ElCrisRod) December 10, 2014
Christmas cards are a nice reminder on who I forgot to block.
— Sassafrantz (@Sassafrantz) December 9, 2014
My nose itches way too much for someone who has never done cocaine.
— Noah Kinsey (@thenoahkinsey) December 8, 2014