Tuesday, January 06, 2015

1/06/2015 04:00:00 PM

Have you ever pet an actual bearded dragon?  This Reptile Shop owner slaps his employees with his!  And no, not the reference to his penis, his actual pet dragon!!! Benjamin Siegal, a Flordia douche is in the hot seat as of Friday for being caught on camera actually hitting his employees by putting his lizard in his mouth and hitting them.  Sound confusing? Yes. I still am unable to make the visual in my head.  The visual of him throwing his reptile around and pouring Gatorade on his employees is pretty easy to make out.  Benjamin has been in the news before, after a 62 year old guy died after winning a cockroach eating contest at his store.  Turns out, cockroaches have body parts, and those body parts can get in the way to breath if you eat them.  I don't make this stuff up people!! It's science.

Benjamin, you are not only a douche, you're an asshole.  You own a reptile shop!! You clearly are underestimating that these awesome creatures are highly intelligent!!! And no! I'm not talking about your employees.... I'm talking about your dragon!