Wednesday, March 18, 2015

3/18/2015 04:13:00 PM

I've heard rumors that if you play video games like Grand Theft Auto for hours on end, you think it's actually possible to steal a car, spray paint your face and camouflage yourself for cops to not find you!!  For this Sacramento Douche, his game world turned into reality when he was pimp slapped with handcuffs and hauled off to jail!!!  Jose Espinoza failed miserably at trying to steal a car and flee from the PoPo's on Saturday.  Quick thinking and resourceful spray paint to hide himself (just his face) from the cops didn't work so well for Mr. Espinoza.  Stick to what you're good at Jose.... which is spray painting your favorite shape of a penis!  You win my Douche of the Day award!!!