Wednesday, April 29, 2015

4/29/2015 09:45:00 AM

According to the interwebz, an anonymous source told Life & Style magazine that Jennifer Lawrence turned down an invitation for a date with Prince Harry. Evidently, not every girl wants to be a princess...

Rumor has it that Jennifer Lawrence is dating Coldplay front man Chris Martin. So either she is a fan of Coldplay or she likes Gwyneth Paltrow's... I dunno, I feel like there's a good pun with Goop there.

I'm just being facetious. Coldplay has a few decent songs, and Lawrence is an insanely good actress. However, Martin is about 14 years older than she is. Older men do have that sex appeal that draws in younger women, especially when they're rich rock stars. An English accent doesn't hurt either.

Just don't make me listen to "Yellow" anymore, please. I beg you.


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