Have you ever been on a plane and had to sit next to someone who snores? It's.the.worst. I won't even let myself sleep on a plane for fear that I'm drooling or even better, sleeping with my mouth open. Plane interaction is awkward. A women was escorted off a Southwest plane last week after losing her shit on the guy snoring next to her. The sound of his awful sinus pressure set her in a rage of fiery....that made her stab him with her pen. No details what kind of pen (hopefully not fountain). The man let out a loud scream that he was being stabbed and woken up from a dream of eating marshmallows.
The plane cheered when the women was getting off the plane and the old man escaped lead poisoning. I am giving lady love my Crazy Train Award, HOWEVER I am defending her crazy behavior. For one, snoring is a sound that alerts our inner demon. For two, the guy has the most douchey hat and handlebar mustache. You my dear are one crazy bee!