Happy Saturday everyone. Need a nice headline to entertain the "weird" inside of you? Well look no further. Kenneth Crowder, a Florida douche was arrested for being high as a kite and getting his rocks off with a TREE! Yes. I repeat a TREE! Kenneth reported he was God and resisted arrest by trying to shank the office with his own badge! When the officer got a good punch in, Mr. Crowder also mentioned he was "Thor".
Let's get back to the tree. That's a level of douchery that lands Kenneth my all time Douche of the Day. I'm not sure I can top this Douche.