I'd like to be able to say that McDonald's will be choking fewer chickens, but they still have their nuggets. I don't care what's in those processed lumps of formed chicken paste...those things are damn delicious. Give me some extra pouches of that spicy mustard sauce so I can live on the edge and pay for my sins with the heartburn later. I'm going big or going home.
According to an anonymous source whom spoke with CNBC, the items they are removing from the menu are... (insert drum roll here)
- The honey mustard Snack Wrap
- Chipotle BBQ Snack Wrap
- Bacon habanero ranch Quarter Pounder
- Bacon and cheese Quarter Pounder
- Premium chicken club sandwich
- Premium ranch BLT chicken sandwich
I read a few other places that they were removing additional chicken sandwiches as well. However, chickens shouldn't be breathing a sigh of relief just yet. Chick-fil-A is bringing their homophobic poultry to a city near you.