Monday, May 04, 2015

5/04/2015 08:55:00 AM

Being an openly "Crazy Chick" and wearing my cray cray proud hasn't always been easy in this society. People can misunderstand my "crazy" and mistake it as a bad thing.  The only time it's a bad thing, is when I mix Vodka and Whiskey.  

Here are 10 wonderfully awful things you can say to ignite the crazy inside a women.

1.  "You're Crazy"-  The defensive attitude and fire inside the pupils is an indicator she is about to blow!

2.  Your Ex's first and last name-  Get ready for some late night stalking on social media and an interrogation first thing before coffee in the morning.  

3.  "You're just like your mother"-  If you want to see your fridge art destroyed, I recommend you steer clear from this one.

4.  "You're immature"-  Strange how this one makes a woman turn into a 12 year old little girl, screaming and crying about how "unfair" you're being.

5.  "You're a bitch"-  Don't.  Just don't.

6.  "You're ACTING like a bitch"- Same as 5.  

7.  "You can't really see your muffin top"-  Any cray cray that's been disguised as friendly banter will turn into a Giant you accidentally woke up from a long blissful nap! 

8.  "Sure! You can have my email password"-  Oh GOD PLEASE don't do that!  You will see how creative she is at finding out where you are, who you're talking to and how many poops you made just in ONE day alone.

9. "Go AHEAD.  Call my ex and ask HER"-  Don't threaten this crazy bitch with a GOOD TIME! (Ring Ring)

10.  "Are you sure you want to eat that"-  As innocent as this passive aggressive way to tell her she has put on a few, this can unleash the beast that we call CRAZY! 


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