Friday, May 08, 2015

5/08/2015 10:21:00 AM






Looks like this couple is in some deep water with Florida officials from doing the nasty on a crowded beach for EVERYONE to see!  Thank god for good ol Grandma having a smartphone and capturing the couple having sex on VIDEO!!   Unfortunately, she didn't upload it to pornhub.com.  Instead, she turned it into the police and now the couple is facing some serious charges.

Elissa Alvarez and her boo Jose Caballaro are facing possible jail time, and a serious "walk of shame" because now they must register as sex offenders  from this crazy sex scene they provided the public and all to see.  A witness that saw the two making sweet sweet love said her 4 year old even saw them!  Thankfully, Mommy just said they were Salsa dancing.


How embarrassing.  C'mon you guys!! Be professionals.  Do it in the backseat of your car in the parking lot. Use a towel and cover yourselves and pretend you're cuddling.  I wish I could be a fly on the wall when these two have to tell the neighborhood they are sex offenders.  The only reason being they are super good looking!!!  One word- AWKWARD!!

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