Monday, May 04, 2015

5/04/2015 08:12:00 AM





Recently, I have been fascinated with the art of Scissoring.  WARNING- When you Google this term, you don't get the image of actual scissors or a paper cutting machine.  Instead, endless puns about scissors!

Here is what I learned about this awesome art!

1.  It does exist- Lesbian sex does in fact exist.  Sorry Dad.

2. It looks fun- If I could pull this off without looking like an idiot- I can die happy.

3.  It looks painful- Ouch! The pelvic bone can be a turnoff if not done carefully.

4.  Don't ask Lesbians if they Scissor- You're welcome!

5.  Justin Bieber does IN FACT Scissor.  

6. I think I did Scissor in college- ONCE! 

7. You can Scissor with your close girlfriends.

8.  Maintain eye contact- It's sexier.

9.  You can use your hands when you Scissor to increase more pleasure.

10.  The L-word does in fact show Scissoring.  


Stay tuned for more fun facts about Scissoring and the art of how Scissoring is super cool! 

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