Monday, June 01, 2015

6/01/2015 04:49:00 PM

Let's face it ladies!!  Who HASN'T faked an orgasm?? Are you carrying the weight of guilt and don't know how to tell your boo it wasn't real?  Here are 5 easy ways you can break the bad news.

1.  Buy a fortune cookie on Amazon that says "I faked my orgasm".

2.  When you are about to fake cum, scream "I'M FAKE CUMMING!!!!!" 

3.  Tell all his friends.

4.  Casually mention you have been doing kegals to continue to impress him with your fake orgasm skills. 

5.  If you're breaking up.... just tweet at all of Justin Bieber's followers about his pathetic bedroom skills.  #nobigO  #sorrybutnotsorry #Canada ***Don't forget his first and last name AND twitter handle**


Post a Comment