Facebook announced today that they added new features so that you have more control over who shows up in your News Feed. So now you can see the vague statuses of friends that you REALLY want to see!
...and your close friends' pathetic cries for attention.
How about when one of your friends can't tell the difference between a status and a private message? Now you can get all of the juicy details at the top of your feed.
Plus all of the best drama without sifting through everyone's boring posts.
Thank you Facebook!