I recently thought I could handle weed and guess what!!! I can't! Before I knew it, I was sitting in the Taco Bell drive thru unable to put my words together and rolling up my window MID convo with the cashier. Today, I present a Douche that I actually feel sorry for. An Ohio Douche, called 911 and reported he was "too high" and needed help. When police arrived to his home, they found this young gent laying on the floor, in a sea of munchies that included Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies and even better- TONS OF DORITOS!!!! He told police where all his stash was and laid in a fetal position singing Macklemore.
Oh Mr. Ohio Douche! I give you my Douche of the Day and hope you feel better. I don't think you are a pro when it comes to getting high. Hang in there buddy!