No matter how many DUI's my Douche of the Day gets, he refuses to stop riding! And by riding, I mean a wheelchair!
Ronny Scott Hicks, a Florida Douche, was arrested for using his motorized wheelchair to block traffic on Monday. When police arrived, Ronny gave zero fucks about his breath smelling like Natty Ice and that this isn't his first rodeo when it comes to drunk driving. Police arrested Ronny and sold his wheelchair on Amazon.
Oh Ronny! What is your rock bottom? I must know!!! You get my Douche of the Day Sir. Keep riding buddy! Just not wasted!