Sunday, February 07, 2016

2/07/2016 06:47:00 PM

How can you stay up on Super Bowl 50 and Twitter at the same time? Do you want to miss Cam Newton getting stripped near his own goal line and giving Denver a touchdown by looking down at your phone? Imagine the embarrassment of having to ask your friends why Clete didn't change the call on that incomplete pass in the first quarter. *shudder*

You don't have to worry about it. That's why we're here... but perhaps you don't even care about the Super Bowl? You're not alone.




Or maybe you don't have a dog in this fight.

Maybe you're starting to hallucinate from the abundance of food and drink.
...and yet your observational skills are scarily on point.






Man, people won't stop giving it to Coldplay.
...and the horrible commentators.
The last thing you wanted to think about today was your parents having sex and doing the math to figure out if you were a Super Bowl baby.

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