Mmmmmmmm...dog...

I love the taste of garlic and burnt hair.

How much do you love horses?

THIS MUCH.

Please look under vehicles for penguins

We don't want you to wrinkle their tuxedos.

Beware unfenced road

Do not pass camels on the right. They hate that.

Horses may bite, kick, & fart

So don't have sex with them.

McDonald's clop thru

...and a super-sized number five for the horse.

Lizard Love

HEY. Get a room.

Dalmation Shadow

I knew there was something odd about those dogs...

Have you seen this cat?

HELL YEAH!!!

BEWARE: Jumping Gay Walrus

Ever been jumped by a gay walrus? I guess we'll find out soon enough...

Splatter zone

Now I know where to go for a hippo shit shower.

WARNING: Strange Dog

He doesn't just hump your face...he makes you LIKE IT.

Lost Dog! HUGE BALLS

That narrows it down...

Don't mock me

Careful. Kangaroos are jumpy.

Found: Gay Dog

Last time I almost got hit by a car I couldn't stop humping too.

Park my camel toe

I think he's doubled parked.

Nice try, cat

I don't like it when pussy hides from me...

Line for the bathroom at the dog park

Pretty much what happens.

Take it up the butt

This guy is feeling really horny.

Look behind you

You're about to get a mouth full of seal breath.