Daddy's taking you for a ride

Who needs a car seat? Just strap the kid on with a couple of bungee cords.

Daddy's milk

It's the weekend... Drink up!

Be prepared for some Mommy issues

Sorry kid... We may need Dr. Freud on this one.

Mom's are great!

Face the wall and let Mommy try to find you a new daddy.

Not sure what they were doing when they fell asleep...

Nothing like a yawn and a deep, fresh breath of dog ass when you wake up.

I love you, you LOVE ME...

Barney's fossil needs some polish.

I think this is her Match.com picture?

What a lovely Mom. Doesn't she seem sweet?

Not all Dad's can be the "World's Greatest"

Thanks for the fucking disgusting hairy ass photo bomb Dad... 

Time for a haircut!

Don't pout... That's what you get.  Mommy told you not to put used tampons in your mouth... Do it again and those eyebrows are coming off.

Mom's should always purposely embarrass their children...

Also, he masturbates to gay midget bestiality porn.

Dad's are Awesome...AND Stupid

No worries, raccoons don't have rabies or anything. Why not have your kid let the raccoon take it out of his mouth too?

Dad is in for a shocking surprise...

Bleh, electric shmetric.

It Was Her Least Favorite Daughter Anyway...

Only the best mom's let you lick the beater before it's unplugged and separated.

Very Sexy, but Let's Put Your Son to Bed First Ok?

I'm Bi and Considered Quite a MILF

At least she's not offering to pay for it...Although, what kind of women is she going to get replying for free? Eh, what's sharing some AIDS amongst friends? er..strangers.

Excellent Parenting

We're all fans of The Little Mermaid, but I'm pretty sure Ariel never showed us her tits, Dad...

Ok, Make a Wish!

I think you're supposed to blow OUT your candles, not suck them back to life... Interesting that she didn't choose the black one though? She's teaching those kids a lesson they'll never forget!