How do you get rid of a boner?

Excellent plan...

Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor!

Lesson learned.

Internet friends...

That would probably work...

HELP! I farted and it stinks!!!!

Wait until he's asleep and let one rip in his face... That'll teach him.

Um, like why do girls like, act totally dumb?

A little common sense goes a LONG WAYS.

Anonymous cowards are fun. I love me some comment-tards!

Dear Anonymous, 

I love you. Thanks for repeatedly bringing your stupidity to my website and continuously calling the pictures "fake."  First of all, regardless of how unfunny and fake you think the pictures are, you still care enough to visit and comment on my blog... Who is the winner in that scenario? hrm...  Secondly, it doesn't really matter as long as people enjoy them and it would appear that they do... So again, I don't care if you hate me or not but you keep coming back so... Thanks!

P.S. Feel free to heckle the site all you want, but be prepared to be called out...after all, that's what I fucking do! Cheers!

How do you flip that "b" around?

I guess he doesn't eat alphabet soup.

Osama's Final Facebook Status

Don't Punish Yourself Like That

  I almost clicked on "report abuse" because it would seem to me that subjecting anyone to this song would be abusive...

Then Than Grammer Grammar Heckle Heckle

Wow, good point... Wise beyond your years. Plus, I think the fact that your screen name is "twins win" says more than your comment...