Very cute!

Now I'm addicted to crack...

Balancing act

I tried that with my penis once.

This is what happens when you get your ass beat by a leprechaun

Not sure if I want to taste the rainbow...

Spiderman wants to cover you with silk

...and get your sister pregnant.

Naked family photo shoot

I'd be pissed too if I was sitting on her lap.

Enjoying the view?

They should have suspected something with his daisy dukes and mustache.

Christmas Pussy

Merry fucking Christmas, people. 

Love, 

Jim and Sprinkles.

Power glove handjob

I want one for each hand. I'm dead serious.

Salmon & Chicken Anal Fantasy

I like the flavored kinds...

Nude sword fight...

You might as well hand over that bacon now... I don't think they're going anywhere.

Make him squirt all over your hands

Uh... I don't think that's soap...

We're onto you, SHREK!

I always knew Shrek was a rapist. He's an OGRE, people.

Wikipedia: An ogre (feminine: ogress) is a large, cruel, monstrous, and hideous humanoid monster, featured in mythology, folklore, and fiction. Ogres are often depicted in fairy tales and folklore as feeding on human beings

Don't ask him where he hides his eggs

My Santa...what big ears and teeth you have...

Time for a bath in the sink

I'm not sure I want to wash dishes in there anymore...

Sexy Lady...

Pour me a glass... I'll be right over!

Can you sign for this package?

They can get those mail order brides to you extremely fast now...

Super-sized sausage...I want to go large.

I wonder if Jake ordered fries with that...

The gift that keeps on giving...

Chlamydia works too.

Fat, creepy photobomb

Thanks Dad, this is a memory I want to save forever...

Honk for grandma!

She's still alive...we just didn't have enough room...