Mmmmmmmm...dog...

I love the taste of garlic and burnt hair.

Dalmation Shadow

I knew there was something odd about those dogs...

WARNING: Strange Dog

He doesn't just hump your face...he makes you LIKE IT.

Lost Dog! HUGE BALLS

That narrows it down...

Found: Gay Dog

Last time I almost got hit by a car I couldn't stop humping too.

Line for the bathroom at the dog park

Pretty much what happens.

This is what happens when you get your ass beat by a leprechaun

Not sure if I want to taste the rainbow...

Finally the tables have turned, bitch

I don't think this is one of those "you are what you eat" situations...

Dogs in sheets...

I'm not sure if they're ghosts or just racist.

No dogs

Ignore the sign and you're in the dog house...

Not sure what they were doing when they fell asleep...

Nothing like a yawn and a deep, fresh breath of dog ass when you wake up.

Yummy!

Well, at least his owner didn't put it on his penis this time...

What are you doing?

Masturbating in the car is confusing for dogs...

Cones can't fix everything

We used to have a pet turkey...

Poked in the nose

Pretty much what happened to me the last time I went down on a woman...

Check out these hot bitches!

You taking notes?

She got tired of the glare on the tv

The bitch ruined my blinds...

Pugs really are happy all the time...

Don't you love it when your shit smiles back at you?

This is just what he would take pictures of...

None of us could stand Peter's new girlfriend... She is such a bitch!

Your Nose is Cold

"You eat Alpo?"