How much do you love horses?

THIS MUCH.

Horses may bite, kick, & fart

So don't have sex with them.

McDonald's clop thru

...and a super-sized number five for the horse.

Park my camel toe

I think he's doubled parked.

Take it up the butt

This guy is feeling really horny.

Just out for a drive

That dude's wife is a real cow...

This guy is hauling ass!

Seriously.

Toot your own horn

If you were trying to kill me and make a spectacle of it...I'd do the same thing.

Shrek, buy another donkey!

I'm not sure which one is the ass here...

Just out for a bike ride through the countryside...

That's ridiculous! Get that goat a helmet!

Prostate exams are essential...

Horses like it, what more do you need?

You can take some obsessions a bit too far...

I'm hearing WAY too many "clops" for just one horse...

The best things in life don't make sense

Lil' Jimmy loved that rooster...and cigarettes.

Smile!

I don't care if she has a horse-face... Bridesmaids always put out.

Pony rides: $5

He will love it.

Ponies may look helpful but...

The pony actually just slammed the hood on him and is checking to see if he's still conscious...

Surprise visit

They just shit their pants simultaneously, no bull.

Nice ass!

Military budget cuts have really taken a toll on our soldiers...

I think this is in San Francisco

Two cocks playing with one ball...

Fill 'er up!

I'm not sure if camel's take diesel, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't need any more gas.