Warning! No swimming if you can't swim.

Exactly. There's only drowning.

10 min walk

5 minutes if you move your fat ass with a sense of urgency...

No entry for nonentry-exit person

Makes sense, actually.

Pick your slice of meat...

I think I'll take the "wagyu-sashi."

I feel like being cooked

I prefer baked or fried, but this might work...

Healthy fish are belly up

Due to differences in alcohol tolerance, some customers may be belly up as well...

In short, DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD KID.

The cigarette burns are arms that pass in front of my anger in summertime.

Robin Hood Restaurant

I'm pretty sure that's not the Kevin Costner or Russel Crowe versions...

Go back toward your behind...please.

That's where you'll find someone to go in your behind.

What time is it?

Shit! It's almost 25 o'clock! I better hurry.

Hot dogs and AIDS go together like...

That's a steal for only $2.50!

Salty, salty sweat...

I love a little sour with my SWEAT.

You're fine

Don't litter! But if you do... eh, it's ok.

Like to lay on your back?

An appetizer for "Dinner for Whores."

Notice: Slip and Slide

...and slide safely!

You Speaka Eglish or English?

I love speaking Eglish... However, maybe they could have used their own example.

Loin, Lion... Same Thing!

I definitely want shoes made of loin! AND for only $10!