The Emperor's New Clothes

Eat your heart out, Hans.

Baby born at strip club

Mama's gotta pay the bills.

Happy Valentine's Day!

If you weren't in love before... YOU WILL BE.

School girls are sexy

Wanna play?

Problem solved.

I should try that with the crotch of my pants...

El Camino Pool

Want to go skinny dipping?

Pick her up by the nose and eyebrow

I wondered why there was a booger on the handle.

Does it get any sexier?

Things that cannot be unseen... You're welcome.

Poop in a cone

I wish it was a waffle cone...

Want a pickle?

I wonder if the nutrition facts account for the added protein?

She's waiting for some help

Who doesn't like some juicy ass?

That hickey came from the dog!

No wonder your baby was so hairy...

Mmmmm... Breakfast.

Two birds, one stone.

Testicle Festival

I went last year. It was balls out!

Blood and puss comin' out of my...

I hope it's his too, because that's just gross...

Stop urinating on the door handle, thank you

Too late.

Go poke your eye out

Well, now there's a marketable talent.

Don't eat gum from urinal

Damn, too late...

The baby wants out!

Does this make you want to have kids?

Very cute!

Now I'm addicted to crack...