Happy Valentine's Day!

Damn, I should've gotten her what she really needed...

To the person I've slept with most recently:

Pretty much the same thing...

Bill Maher on Valentine's Day

Flowers for blowjobs exchange program...

Happy Valentine's Day!

If you weren't in love before... YOU WILL BE.

Where's the carrot?

Christmas time in New Mexico.

So what if the roof leaks?

I didn't want a smaller tree...

Merry Christmas to me!

The tree is a present all on it's own...

Christmas tree

It was a lean Christmas this year...

Unassembled snowmen for sale!

Sounds like a great deal!

Decapitated snowman

Snow melts...don't lose your head over it.

Santa striptease

I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?

Santa partied a little too hard

Presents might be a little late this year...

Scoliosis Christmas Tree

The Christmas tree at the Chiropractor's office.

Don't kill your elf

Keep your elves alive until after your get your presents...

Beautiful Christmas lights...

Now there's the Christmas spirit!

Happy Festivus!

Another Festivus Miracle!

Merry F'n Christmas from Denis Leary

Denis Leary on WhoSay

Thanks! I love my new penis!

He was right the first time...

Grandma and I are heading out...

Nothing better than midnight ass on Christmas...

Redd Foxx - A Christmas Poem

"If someone shits in your hand, YOU should cry..."