Keep the door closed on comic sans

We only use calibri on our signs now... Didn't you get the memo?

Hairy situation at the office

Turn your reports in on time or you WILL be eaten.

We Need an App for That...

Bottom line, it's easier to cheat this way.

Take a nap, it's only company time...

Isn't this what everyone's boss is like? Bitch.

Stop Stealing My Food! At Least Give it Back When You're Done...

I think it would be funnier if they left their own feces in the food and didn't say anything...

Hey, We Decorated Your Cube!

Productivity may suffer a bit when you get back...

Business Professionals

"Hey Sue.  Your tits look great today.  Make sure you get me that report by 5."