Boom

There are some parties where you simply cannot pass out first...

No more horse play

Maybe it's time for some horse burgers.

Put your hands up!

Some days you're the face...and some days you're the ball.

Speed skating collision

It's not JUST 88mph. You need a flux capacitor as well.

DANGER: Do not touch

Well if you're a masochist AND want to kill yourself...there you go.

Go poke your eye out

Well, now there's a marketable talent.

I think I'll use the stairs

Go ahead and slide, if you like pain.

Take it up the butt

This guy is feeling really horny.

Get excited for the biggest strap-on!

That's a pretty big surprise...

Hold it until morning...

Probably would have been best to wait until the blizzard subsided...

A little deeper than it looks...

Sometimes it's okay to swerve and miss a puddle...

Swift kick in the nuts

He wasn't planning on having children anyways...

Surprise!

I'm not sure he's going to find the humor in this...

Not to be inserted into penis

Unless you REALLY, REALLY want to. Any screw is better than no screw, I suppose.

Who's walking who?

Sometimes we have to learn things the hard way.

Toot your own horn

If you were trying to kill me and make a spectacle of it...I'd do the same thing.

You're such a blowhard

Didn't mean to toot my own horn... it was the door.

Pedal as fast as you can!

Painters hate douchey cyclists.

She got the axe

Well, she cut off his penis so fair is fair...

Want to be covered in bits of soldier?

It was a great idea until he overslept and they started the jet engine...