A Democrat left a bad taste in my mouth

The Republicans left it in my ass instead.

How big is Obama's package?

I hope there are photos.

Batman for sheriff

Crime will be eliminated, if he could just...reach...his....belt....

This vote might be hairy...

Well...If Chewbacca supports something, then we don't really have a choice now do we?

Congress is in session

Tax dollars very well spent...

Tummy was upset from that bean burrito

Bleh, heart/stomach, same thing right? It's only about honoring your country so no big deal...

Pretty Hairy for Bush

Tits, meet Bush.  Bush meet Tits.  Now that we all know each other let's get down to business... Was I the thimble or the race car?

Breaking News!

Who Didn't Blow Clinton?

Bonnie is a slut.

Smells Fowl in Here

Turkey pecking at a cock... Not something you see every day...

America, Land of the...

I...I just...Ok...

Time to PARTY!

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!  YEAH!!!!! GO KIM!

Oxymoronic

This is how to be a rebel AND a patriot at the same time.

Secretary of Heckle

Being a retired president gets pretty boring... Now Bill just follows Hillary around and punks her with wet-willies, noogies, and "kick me" signs...

Protest Sign Heckle

I agree, no pubic option...  Take a stand against pubics.

Politician Heckle

I love politics.