Want a Ride?

Does giving or getting a piggy back ride in your bikini underwear make you gay?  Well, I'm thinking that shoving dollar bills in the dude's underwear who is carrying you may indicate a lifestyle change...

Question?

Ever lit a fart and burnt your eyebrows off?

Question

How many inverted penises does it take to make YOU laugh?

Question, by Dr. Heckle

 Do you ever get feces confused with Tootsie Rolls?

(I do, but only when I'm REALLY HUNGRY.)

Question, by Dr. Heckle

What if...instead of capital punishment, we just took turns farting and holding their heads under the covers for like, six hours straight?  I think they would learn their lesson...

Question, by Dr. Heckle

Have you ever noticed that if you're not paying close attention, innocently scratching your belly button can quickly turn into accidental penetration?

Question, by Dr. Heckle

Ever been swinging through the jungle with Orangutans only to come face to face with a T-Rex?

Question, by Dr. Heckle

Do you ever get that feeling that you're being followed, only to realize that you're running in circles?