Don't even think about it

That's not where the gas goes?

Prevent Sexual Assault

I suppose diarrhea would help too...

Fat chicks prohibited on nude beach

I'm glad someone finally said something...

Fight the man

You can't tell us what to do.

No drugs or nuclear weapons allowed

Well shit, now what are we going to do?

Beat our meat challenge!

Come see who can beat our meat best at the pick-up window!

No loose women

There will be a "tight" inspection upon entry.

Free Happy Ending

My new favorite place to eat...

Free Hugs

...and castration.

Guns Don't Kill People

Magnum PI kills people.

F all your needs at InterBank

We only care about ours...

Experimenting with fecal matter

Unless you're into that kind of thing...

I'm renting a movie from there tonight!

Font does make a difference, Megaflicks...

100% Thick Anus Beef

My favorite!

Beer and Beer

I think I'm going to shop here more often...

For safety, patients cannot buy food from cafeteria

The doctors always pee in the soup... It's just not safe.

Law & Order SVU Drinking Game

We'll be wasted within the first five minutes... Let's play!

Apply for a job!

I think that pretty much sums up the economy...

How Planes Fly

As well as fairy dust and leprechaun urine.

Bar Notice

I like this place...