I replaced the soap!

Perfect.

Beat our meat challenge!

Come see who can beat our meat best at the pick-up window!

You shall not pass!

How many Polish women does it take to...

Brown Coconuts

Actually, they're dried boomerang testicles.

DVD Rewinder

I need one of those!!!

100% Thick Anus Beef

My favorite!

Same thing...

The light may be on, but nobody is home.

Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrushes

The apocalypse is coming...

Hauling a fridge

Who's "smart" now, bitch?!

Pizza delivery

May not get there any faster, but it gets there A LOT LOUDER.

Thirsty?

Put another dollar in... Maybe it will work this time.

Fixed it!

Yeah, pretty much the same thing...

Property not for sale

Hi, I'm not calling you about the property not for sale? Yeah. I don't want it. Thanks.

Yet another top down in the rain

At least they were smart and brought an umbrella...

Don't eat meat?

Lamb is vegetarian.

Daddy's taking you for a ride

Who needs a car seat? Just strap the kid on with a couple of bungee cords.

CAUTION: No Handrails Available

No, that's not what these are. Move along.

All Gift Raping Paper

Wow, that's cheap. Never know when you might need some...

Weight Watchers Donut Shop

Screw once a week... I'm going every day.

My jar won't open... Call the police!

Can you wipe my ass too while you're here?