Poop in a cone

I wish it was a waffle cone...

BEWARE: Jumping Gay Walrus

Ever been jumped by a gay walrus? I guess we'll find out soon enough...

Hey Kid!

Fuck you.

Sincerely, 

Gorilla.

Like being hit by a car? Play on our new field!

Something tells me this might not work out so well...

Open 9 days a week!

Now that's impressive. I'll shop there.

I GOT DAT BOOM BOOM POW CHICKENZ

It's just your brain I could do without...

Caution, pedestrians with beer crossing

Safety first. Let's not see any go to waste...

Duck you

Add it to your dictionary for duck's sake.

What can I say?

Then I bet volunteering at the animal shelter makes for a pretty exhausting day...

Airport checks are getting more intrusive

They usually open up and check my pee hole.

Exciting movies on Netflix

Can't wait for the third one from the left!

Occupy Wall Street 2012!

They're on their way...

Free tattoo removal

Cannibals are tricky...watch yourself.

My favorite pictures from 2011

January - Underwear change needed
February - Frank is a jerk
March - Feeling left out
April - KidSexChange
May - Pearl Necklace / Dog Bone
June - Canadian Language
July - Racist Glasses
August - Gay pride month
September - 19th Hole
October - Mike Litoris
November - Bob watches Regina shower
December - Leave my buttocks alone

These weren't necessarily the most popular, but definitely some of my favorites from this past year. Enjoy!

10 min walk

5 minutes if you move your fat ass with a sense of urgency...

Leave my buttocks alone, please

I've never had my buttocks terrorized by a monster whopper, but if I did, I would have done the same thing.

Santa striptease

I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?

17 Remain Dead in Morgue Shooting Spree

Well, shit. I thought at least one would come back to life...

MacGyver, hair dresser

To cut your hair he only needs a toothpick, q-tip, and a stick of gum.

Christmas Pussy

Merry fucking Christmas, people. 

Love, 

Jim and Sprinkles.