Found Waldo!

He got old and fat from eating small children while we were looking...

Biker Gangs

Gas prices have hit them hard too...

Don't even think about it

That's not where the gas goes?

Prevent Sexual Assault

I suppose diarrhea would help too...

Fat chicks prohibited on nude beach

I'm glad someone finally said something...

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

Maybe the president shouldn't be hanging out with ninjas...

F*ck

Watch the f*cking video.

Air bag

I'd say, if you think you're going to get into an accident...just put a plastic one over your head.

No drugs or nuclear weapons allowed

Well shit, now what are we going to do?

I got your twat

If you needed a reason to get drunk...that sounds like a good one.

Cookie!

NOM NOM NOM.

Sexual instructions for the pizza guy

I think you were right the first time...

FIRE truck.

Now what the hell are we supposed to do?

Beat our meat challenge!

Come see who can beat our meat best at the pick-up window!

You shall not pass!

How many Polish women does it take to...

The Emperor's New Clothes

Eat your heart out, Hans.

Tastes like homo

Well, how would you know that?

Free Hugs

...and castration.

Brown Coconuts

Actually, they're dried boomerang testicles.

Asian crotch kicking Doritos

Szechuan & ball sack flavor.