Cookie!

NOM NOM NOM.

Ikea offers to warm your cock

They mean rooster, I'm sure...

Fire fighter bike

Sorry, the city cut our budget...

Hammock boat

Too bad these are alligator infested waters.

Grandma Gang

Don't mess with GG.

Look inside my head!

Turns out there wasn't anything in there after all...

Plowing the field

Well, if you don't have an ass to pull the plow...doesn't mean you can't feel like one anyway.

Study hall

Helmets would just get in the way...

Bike safety

You missed a spot...

Alarm will sound!

Pit bulls are waiting...

Go ahead, pull the trigger

Shifting gears is quite explosive.

Bring your notes

I would've done just one over each nipple...

Redneck pool grill

So...where exactly is the grease dripping?

Dad's new Christmas tank

Dad always poses naked with his Christmas gifts.

I do.

Have to pay for that cake somehow...

What else are friends for?

Cross-eyed blondes are hot.

Woman reading on a coffin

The cemetery was full and the town needed some park benches. Win, win.

Looks cold out

What's a little nipple pinching among friends?

Spiderman wants to cover you with silk

...and get your sister pregnant.

Naked family photo shoot

I'd be pissed too if I was sitting on her lap.