Please look under vehicles for penguins

We don't want you to wrinkle their tuxedos.

Beware unfenced road

Do not pass camels on the right. They hate that.

Lizard Love

HEY. Get a room.

BEWARE: Jumping Gay Walrus

Ever been jumped by a gay walrus? I guess we'll find out soon enough...

Splatter zone

Now I know where to go for a hippo shit shower.

Don't mock me

Careful. Kangaroos are jumpy.

Look behind you

You're about to get a mouth full of seal breath.

Trunk in my junk

You start with one trunk... then work your way up to two.

Same thing happens when I feed your Mom...

Don't feed them with your penis either...

Happy Thanksgiving! This picture is going on our Christmas cards...

The dead turkey is excited about your new baby too...

Let's play with a dead bird carcass

We named him Gilbert.

Stupid turkeys

Should've picked the right hand...

Thanksgiving turkey hunting/orgy

Fine, go hunt your own turkey... But don't have sex with it and expect us to eat it later.

Cat Found!!!

Definitely not house broken...

No really, I'm funny...ask him.

Having a hyena with you at all times is like carrying around your own laugh track...

Monkey business

Turns out...a monkey CAN do his job...

Don't judge their fetishes...

That's right bitch! You like it when I pull your hair!

Open wide!

That was not the snake I was hoping she would put in her mouth...

Camel

"Did someone mention cigarettes or a toe?"

Quite the predicament

He doesn't like to be pigeon holed.